<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242268799407536266</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:32:55.928-07:00</updated><category term='christmas ideas so overrated retailers milk money'/><category term='iphone waste money rip off minesweepers tic tac toe application'/><title type='text'>Smiley Face Incorporated</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smileyfaceinc.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8242268799407536266/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smileyfaceinc.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Nathan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15584845452349356718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242268799407536266.post-6154213401033440283</id><published>2008-12-06T00:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-05T06:29:39.622-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='iphone waste money rip off minesweepers tic tac toe application'/><title type='text'>I'm sick of hearing about iPhones</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;I really couldn't care less about a thousand-dollar phone with a sticker of an apple slabbed on the back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why not spend the money you pay for the iPhone on beer instead?&lt;br /&gt;Every iPhone owner is piss-weak, Can't they live with a normal phone?&lt;br /&gt;Is it really necessary to have Minesweepers and Tic Tac Toe on a mobile phone?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Biggest waste-of-money this decade.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 147px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g-xs02-XEsk/STk4PuDH8bI/AAAAAAAAAAc/_o0Ye_xe_tk/s200/apple-iphone.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5276310281151574450" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8242268799407536266-6154213401033440283?l=smileyfaceinc.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smileyfaceinc.blogspot.com/feeds/6154213401033440283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8242268799407536266&amp;postID=6154213401033440283' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8242268799407536266/posts/default/6154213401033440283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8242268799407536266/posts/default/6154213401033440283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smileyfaceinc.blogspot.com/2008/12/im-sick-of-hearing-about-iphones.html' title='I&apos;m sick of hearing about iPhones'/><author><name>Nathan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15584845452349356718</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g-xs02-XEsk/STk4PuDH8bI/AAAAAAAAAAc/_o0Ye_xe_tk/s72-c/apple-iphone.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8242268799407536266.post-7202567131465466224</id><published>2008-12-06T00:08:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-05T06:28:28.824-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='christmas ideas so overrated retailers milk money'/><title type='text'>Christmas is overrated,</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Jesus wasn't even born in December, Christmas is just another excuse for retailers to milk money from everyone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What dickhead came up with the idea for Christmas?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I end up spending hundreds of dollars on gifts and I always end up getting some fancy soap, roll on deodorant and a stupid teddy bear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuck it all.&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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