I'm sick of hearing about iPhones

I really couldn't care less about a thousand-dollar phone with a sticker of an apple slabbed on the back.

Why not spend the money you pay for the iPhone on beer instead?
Every iPhone owner is piss-weak, Can't they live with a normal phone?
Is it really necessary to have Minesweepers and Tic Tac Toe on a mobile phone?

Biggest waste-of-money this decade.

Christmas is overrated,

Jesus wasn't even born in December, Christmas is just another excuse for retailers to milk money from everyone.

What dickhead came up with the idea for Christmas?

I end up spending hundreds of dollars on gifts and I always end up getting some fancy soap, roll on deodorant and a stupid teddy bear.

Fuck it all.